Halloween candy sweetness--Haiku about Lauder's by Jason Debly
T'is very very bad
tooth decay
me want to die now
My unexpected new-found love of scotch has me wanting to never go another day without a dram, so I went to Safeway to find something cheap until I can get to Total Wine to stock up on a better variety. In fact, I'm planning to do something of a tour of blended scotch whiskies, so what better place to start than at the bottom, with Lauder's, which is exactly where the scotch-savvy place it. Pathetically, Lauder's doesn't taste that bad to me at this stage in my palette development--just a bit watery.
What I consumed yesterday:
● 2 coffee w/ 3 tbsp whiskey
● 12 oz Budweiser Select
● .56 cup Lauder's scotch whisky
● .75 cup Wine Cube cabernet/shiraz
● Taco-seasoned ground beef w/ lettuce, grated cheddar, and salsa
● Coffee w/ 3 tbsp whiskey
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