John Barleycorn was a hero bold,
Of noble enterprise;
For if you do but taste his blood,
'Twill make your courage rise.
'Twill make a man forget his woe;
'Twill heighten all his joy;
'Twill make the widow's heart to sing,
Tho' the tear were in her eye.
What I consumed yesterday:
● McDonald's pancake w/ sausage
● .5 McDonald's Fruit 'N Yogurt Parfait (no granola)
● 5.5 oz V8 juice
● .49 cup Evan Williams whiskey (a gnat drank the other .1)
● .9 cup Wine Cube malbec
● 10 Papa John's Honey Chipotle Wings w/ blue cheese dressing
● 2 Papa John's cheese pizza slices w/ 1 pepperoncini
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